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sh*t and gold cake

Yesterday was a HUGE success.

I managed to surprise my wife Josy for her 30th birthday.

The whole family was asking me what I’d told her to make her believe my story, and speculation was running riot.

My answer to that was:

I had time on my side

I’d had the idea for the script in my head for about a month and a half. So, every week, I’d build up my scenario by throwing a few sentences at her quietly, but surely, so that when the time came, on the big day, when I was going to drop the bomb, I’d only get an – OK for an answer.

And bingo.

Yesterday, 11:36 a.m. Just as she thought we were going to my cousin’s to celebrate my party, her party, my other cousin’s party, and my aunt’s party, I dropped the bomb.

”Babe, something came up at the foundation – I have to go and open the emergency spot before we go to my cousin’s… I know it’s boring, but text my cousin that we’re going to be late”.

“OK,” says Josy, unaware of what’s waiting for her.

Arriving on site, SURPRISE! EVERYONE WAS THERE.

I’d also prepared a video with several people wishing her happy birthday – even her brother, who’s deployed on a mission with the Army, was in the video.

Then we finished with a vanilla cake with…

DRUM ROLL…

Edible gold leaf on it. Worst of all, I didn’t realize until after I’d paid that the cake had gold leaf on it.

When I did a Google search for ”CAKE BIRTHDATE 30 YEARS OLD WOMAN, it was the first link that came up, I picked up a cake that looked good and made the payment.

The next day, I said to myself, WAIT A MINUTE.

300$ for a cake is a bit steep, there must be something special about it… so I went back to my receipt to finally realize that ..

it was gold leaf…

A word of advice – don’t buy this… it’s just a way to impress people… Worst of all, the cake tasted REALLY NOT GOOD. Almost like sh*t. You can put gold on crap, but it’s still crap…

Like the infoproducts everyone’s talking about on social media (which I don’t have, by the way, but which people report to me) – Selling PDFs produced by AI… it’s never been easy blah blah blah.

I call it the Sh*t and gold cake model.

I bought this vanilla cake with gold leaf ONCE… BUT there won’t be a second time. And that, my friend, is like with PDFs made with AI… yes you can sell once, but never two, three, four times to the same person.

And that’s why, after a certain amount of time doing the same thing, the amount you want to make – the one you have in mind becomes realistic if you follow the blueprint here. 

Yann Brainy 

www.yannbrainy.com 

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